When Time Walked [contd]
In August, when the wheat was ripe, the binder would come. This splendid machine was
invented in late Victorian days, and superseded the scythe, was drawn by 3 horses, and was
usually driven from a high seat by the farmer himself. There was probably something biblically
satisfying about riding high into this great, swaying ocean of corn. The binder cut the wheat,
tied the sheaves automatically with binder twine, and spilled them out on a big canvas to the
ground. Men with sleeves rolled down came behind and erected the sheaves into stooks to
dry. When dry, they were hauled to the farm in the hay wagons. In the autumn, on our way to
school, we could hear the hum of the threshing machine from the farm-yard. This machine
was driven and hauled from farm to farm by a steam tractor identical to those beloved of the
late Fred Dibnah. They also hauled the fairground attractions to fairs and harvest-homes, and
powered the steam organs.
Many years ago, an old Wringtonian, whose epitaph declares ‘fell gently asleep in 1974’, said
to me that he believed that no one who had ever lived had seen such changes as he had seen
in his time. He had, he said, lived from the days of the bone-shaker bicycle, and seeing water
delivered door-to-door in Redhill, to sitting in his own sitting room and seeing live pictures of a
man walking on the Moon. If I meet up with him some time, I will tell him that I have lived from
a time of wheat being cut by 3 horses and a binder, to seeing a combine harvester steered to
an accuracy of 2cm. from a satellite in outer space. But of IT mobile ‘phones and broadband
and odd words like ‘Google’ and ‘download’, &c, I will not tell him because he won’t believe it.
He used to tell me what magic it was to speak to someone the other end of the village, in the
early days of the telephone.
The village school in the 30s had about 130 pupils and 6 teachers. All the teachers taught all
the time. There were no free periods and none was engaged in admin. Staff and pupils were
controlled by a look and a word from Headmaster LWB. LWB was a tall, large man, who had
played rugby for Weston. He was always smartly dressed in sports-coat and flannels, his hair
carefully parted, his handkerchief tucked in his jacket sleeve. His large hands were always
immaculately manicured, his heavy brogues never wore down.
Looking back, I think he might have been a bit vain as he towered over us all. There were few
light moments in school hours; keeping the attention and concentration of pupils was not a
serious teacher problem. Corporal punishments were reserved for more serious lapses of
discipline. One such I remember well. The lady teacher, AME, had got a bit overwrought and
was raising her voice, and LWB came and looked through the glass door adjoining her room.
The lady said that if anyone made one more sound there would be trouble. As a tiny act of
open defiance, Bumper, the biggest boy in the class, lifted his ruler about 6” from his desk and
dropped it. It was a very small noise but a disobedience too far.
LWB had fetched his cane and strode into the classroom and beckoned to the boy to come to
the front. Bumper got up quickly and stood in front of the master. “Get them up” said the
master, and Bumper raised his arms out level with his shoulders, and a very adult punishment
ensued. The schoolmaster bringing his cane down from above shoulder height thrashed it
down on each hand six times. If the boy’s hands sagged a bit, they were banged up from
underneath. At the end, the master left the room. Bumper resumed his place; no words were
spoken, the lesson resumed. It was a salutary lesson to us all that in this world into which we
had been pitched willy nilly, there were boundaries that should never be crossed, and that, if
they were, we might find that the penalties of the world might exceed its rewards.
On our way home from school, sometimes we would climb up onto the wall to the field where
houses now are in School Road. The field belonged to the butcher, Mr Lawrence in Clock
House, his business established far back in the C19th. Mr Lawrence died in 1942 aged 80. In
the centre of this field was dumped in a great pyramid, all the entrails and rotting waste of the
slaughter house, and we liked to go and experience its appalling stink.
In this field Mr Lawrence also kept his horse, an ex-army steed, and on days when we had a
fete or jubilee or coronation, or any event involving a brass band, he would prance excitedly
round the field, probably reminded of his youth in the regiment in far away Quetta or old
Peshawar. On our way down Station Road we would usually meet a small dairy herd of 4
cows, including a little, very knock-kneed Jersey, driven by Bill Long to their stalls at a small-
holding in that road. Bill did the milking, the milk was delivered door to door by the farmer. We
never knew where Bill came from or to where he departed again in the war years.
He lived somewhere on the premises. Behind the cows, calling “Cow, cow” he walked with a
very loose gait, his legs thrown outward from the knee, his feet splayed at still greater angles,
his cap far over to one side. Viewing him from behind I thought Mr Toad might have looked like
that, swaggering down the drive of Toad Hall. Sometimes on a Saturday afternoon, I would
see Bill in the barber shop at 8, Station Road, where he went for his weekly shave. Bill’s face
actually shone as he went home smoking his pipe to do the afternoon milking.
Mr Hurley, the barber, was a postman/barber, a tall, clear-speaking man with spiky grey hair.
Mornings he did his distant post round by bicycle, and in the shop he would invariably still be
wearing his heavy boots, now unlaced. Under the window of No. 8, to distinguish it from the
rest of the terrace, which was unnumbered in those days, was displayed a WD & HO Wills
sign. When his shop was open so was his cottage door, and if you just wanted cigarettes or
tobacco (double Woodbine 4d. or single 2d) a tap on it would bring him to the door in white
gown, razor or clippers in hand, to serve you. Over the sink in the shop, which was, of course,
the little front room of the cottage, was a large notice, colour-washed in red ink. It read:
Part 2
Men’s haircut ..... 4d
Boys’ haircut ...... 3d
Shaving .............. 2d
Shaving before haircutting after 5pm Saturdays
This notice to take effect on and after June 6th, 1910